Tips for Rebelling

So if you know me you know I'm clearly a rebel.  All the way.  This is totally a true fact...anyways, since I'm so pro at rebelling I thought I'd share some tricks of the trade.

 
~just woke up? wear pajamas to class. FUCK WAKING UP.  FUCK PANTS.

~work at starbucks? wear green nail polish at to work  (fyi, totes against the starbucks dress code) FUCK DRESS CODES

~don't know the answer on a fill in the blank question? pretend to have bad handwriting, write something that looks like a word.  FUCK FILL-IN-THE-BLANK.  FUCK HANDWRITING.

~cloudy out? wear sunglasses anyways.  FUCK CLOUDS.

~listening to the radio in the car with parents? belt out Rihanna's S&M.  FUCK AVOIDING AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS.

actual photo.

~pale as an albino? study outside for four hours without sunscreen.  FUCK AVOIDING SKIN CANCER. 

both these hands are mine.  no one else will hold my hand.

~have bad taste in music? play it loudly in Starbucks.  FUCK GOOD MUSIC.

~good at making friendship bracelets? make some and give them to yourself.  FUCK ACTUALLY HAVING FRIENDS.