People I'd Rather Be: INDIANA JONES

So Indiana Jones ranks pretty high on my list of role models.  I've clearly been following in his footsteps as evident by my extremely interesting and exciting life...annnnnyways, he is just awesome.

His awsomeness analyzed:
   He has a double life: college professor by day and INDY-FRICKIN-ANA JONES by night.  My double life looks something like: less than enthusiastic college student by day, starbucks barista by night (bad-ass, I know).
   He rocks a fedora like no one else could.  At the top of my wish list is an Indiana Jones fedora.  They are just so cool.  Unfortunately, I don't think I'd have the gumption to wear one in public, although I have worn one and I gotta say, I rocked it.
    He carries a whip.  I like that.  I had a whip once.  I got it taken away.  I still make the whaaa-chh sound though.