Tuesday, July 3, 2012

So I've been into lists lately.  So here's one for yall. 

Random Good Stuff:




  • The first sip of cold water after brushing your teeth.
  • The way your teeth feel all smooth after brushing your teeth.
  • Brushing your teeth in general. Toothpaste is yummy.
  • Chapstick.  Cherry. 
  • Hugs on your tip toes.  Good hugs.  Tight, real hugs.
  • Singing in the shower. Okay, everyone knows this is great, but still let's not forget about it. If you don't sing in the shower I don't even know what to say, just leave, leave life--you're doing it wrong. 
  •  Falling asleep while reading.  You're not even trying to fall asleep but suddenly your eyelids are closed and you just can't open them. 
  • The five minutes after you hit snooze.  Clinically proven: best sleep ever. Okay, not really, but I know it is.  
  • Wearing high heels around the house.  No one sees you but you feel bad ass, although you look like a fool.  You're still in your pajamas.
  • Biting your nails so they are all even.  Okay, biting your nails is bad or whatever but if you do it right and get all your nails nicely rounded and smooth only by biting them it is extremely satisfying. 
  • Burping.  Shrek had it right: better out than in.  Not just like gross burping for no reason but a good deep burp you feel from your stomach.  
  • Doodling.  Everywhere.  Notes.  Shopping lists.  Hands.  Legit, everywhere. 
  • Typing threats to your computer when it stalls.  So cathartic.  Do it.  You'll like it.  I swear.
  • Practicing your signature.  You have to get it right so you'll have a nice autograph when you're famous.  
  • Looking at old photos from your life.  Be sure to check out middle school photos. They're hilarious. Everyone is awkward in middle school...or was that just me?
  • Listening to country music in secret.  No one has to know.  What happens in your headphones stays in your headphones.
  • Crying, just because.  It feels good.  You don't even have to be sad.  Happy crying is the best. 
  • Blankets.  Stand up and wrap that blanket around yourself.  You are now a blanket burrito.  Deliciously snuggled. 
  • Photobombing strangers' photos.  Your stupid face will be immortalized in their family albums for eternity.  
  • Food stolen from someone else's plate.  Fries taste so much better when they're not yours.  Also other people's food doesn't have any calories, everyone knows that. 
  • Eating an entire apple, core and all.  Nothing more badass than that, everyone knows you're not supposed to eat the core.  
  • Getting mail.  Bills don't count.  Packages are even more exciting.
  • Eating non-fingerfoods with your hands.  I suggest salad or pasta.  I don't suggest soup. 
  • Putting on a sweatshirt right after it comes out of the dryer.  Double warm.
  • Lemon slices in ice water.  Fancy schmancy.
  • Faking a British accent with friends.  Hilarity ensues.
  • Using creativity when cursing.  Uhhhh poodle skirts!  Bloody fuck monkeys!!!  That last one is a combo of creative cursing and a fake British accent.  Also "fuck" in that scenario is an adjective not a verb.  That would be gross.  
  • The look of long hair underwater.  Instant mermaid status. 


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